You’d think after a couple times, he’d remember his shoes were glued to the floor…
What the fuck is there to do on the internet?
This was goddamn hilarious last night…
So, uh… who wants to go get stoned?
I am more or less alive.
If you won't jam Kelly Clarkson with me, we...
We were never friends, and man, I swear that...
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